Chris McQueer is a twenty-something writer and sales assistant from Glasgow. After leaving school at 16, he worked at Subway as a “Sandwich Artist,” where his inability to cut footlongs evenly sparked regular complaints. He now works in a sports shop, claiming the title of the world’s greatest trainer seller. He kept his writing secret for months until his girlfriend, Vanessa, urged him to share it on Twitter (@ChrisMcQueer), where he’s become known for short stories.